Howie Will Be Gerrymandered In the 2024 NSG-WV

Gerrymandering Game between Duke and UNC

SATIRICAL STORY

Good News-!!!

Recently, I received an email from the National Senior Games Association, a nonprofit corporation that promotes the benefits of competitive sports, physical fitness, and active aging to adults 50+.

The Association agreed to enter me in the men’s 50-meter race for 80-84-year-olds in the 31st Annual West Virginia Senior Sports Classic in Charleton in June 2024.

Like the picture below, it will allow me to be gerrymandered in that race.

Nope, it is not what I won in the previous race. The Association explained that they found out that I am deaf, so their starting pistol is outdated and cannot release smoke coming from the gun.

If I finish in the top three in that race, I could qualify for the 2025 National Seniors Games in Des Moines, Iowa, July 24 - August 4, 2025.

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Gerrymandering Game

Watch the video of the Gerrymandering Basketball Game between Duke and the University of North Carolina (UNC) to find out who won!